Argument Workshop

Topic: Chickens  Audience: Coyotes

What: Increase appriciation for chickens as a diatery staple.
Who:  Coyotes
Why: Chickens are an unappreciated asset to the everyday coyote's diet and should be more actively eaten

Reasons to agree:

• Chickens are high in protein 
• Chickens are bad at running away
• Chickens provide Coyotes with the ability to fly for short distances

Reasons to disagree:

• Chickens are usually protected by farmers
• Chickens are rude and generally hurt feelings while being eaten
• Flying abilities gained by eating chickens are not always controlable

Answers to objections:

• Farmers have to sleep and they can always buy new chickens
• Eat the head first, and chickens will no longer be rude
• Control is minute. Chickens make you fly

Support:

• Among seven other common local birds, chickens by far provide the most protein. In fact, 70% of all chickens are nothing but pure, unadulterated protein. The rest are slightly adulterated protein, but protein nonetheless.
• Chickens have very small legs, and due to extensive genetic alterations, are generally severely overweight. Thus, they are an easy catch!
• The ability to fly comes in handy at almost any time. Many chicken eating coyotes avoid farmers altogether simply by flying away. And a good 90% of all sentient matter asserts that flying is awesome.